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Elections 2009 – Khullamkhulla Report 5

What has Priyanka Vadra's desire to have a Bhabhi got to do with elections and the important issues facing the nation?

She says she does not wish to enter into a war of words with Narendra Modi since there are more important things to be done.

Now we know what are those important things. She is looking for a wife for Rahul Gandhi. That is what she tells the electorate and the media. Her children are also on the campaign trail to win votes for their maternal uncle. They need an aunt too. Mami ki god mein khelne ka man karta hai unka. We know it now. These elections are about searching a bride for Rahul Baba. Rakhi Sawant dulha dhoond rahi hain, Rahul Baba dulhan. Aur ulloon ki dum media ke kacche bacche baarati ban ke bhangda naach rahein hain. Enjoy the fucking dance of democracy on your idiot box. Those who look at the exercise seriously, like this writer, jalte bhunte rahein. Janata to reality show ke maze loot rahi hai. One hopes these elections are not turned into a big joke by these infantile shenanigans of the Congress party.

This is how the stalwarts of the Congress party campaign and seek votes. Bhabhi ko vote do. Bahurani ko vote do. Ande ko vote do. Bacche ko vote do. Yeh hamari khandani bakari hai, use bhi vote do. Aur yeh buddha sewadaar hai, use bhi vote do. Bahut sewa ki hai isne hamari. Isko dubara pradhanmantri banana hai, jab tak Rahul Bhaiya ki tajposhi nahin hoti, wahi baithega kursi pe, maa ke anguthe tale, Rahul Bhaiya ki Italian chappal ko mathe pe rakh ke. Kaam to hum se pooch pooch ke hi karega. Waise uski aukaat hi kya hai?

These Sonia Khandan siblings are either white liars or nincompoops. You cannot have an intelligent conversation with any of them on socio-economic and political issues. I can tell you with absolute confidence that a BA first year student of Ballia or Motihari can have a much more intelligent political, social, religious, and economic discourse than these good-looking gems of Sonia khandaan.

In fact I met this guy called Sanjay Yaadav at the Nagpur airport, a private taxi driver, about 22 years old, and a college dropout. He drove us down from Nagpur airport to Baitul town in Madhya Pradesh. I found him to be a far more intelligent person than the entire Sonia khandaan put together. He has a comprehensive understanding of the country’s political situation, and knows the ground realities, and if given a chance can be a true leader of his people. If Rahul Gandhi is PM material in the eyes of the king of chaploosi and maskebaazi, and that excuse for a Prime Minister called Manmohan Singh, Sanjay Yaadav is worth two thousand Rahul Gandhis and believe me, I am not exaggerating.

We have such a vast talent pool that remains unexplored because mediocre men and women rule the roost thanks to the continuation of the Congress Party which I must repeat yet again is our nation's curse.

Look at how Priyanka responded to Modi’s ‘Congress ek bhoodhiya party hai’ with ‘Kya main aap ko boodhi dikhti hoon? Modi Ji aur Advani Ji apne ko jawan samajhate hain to achhi baat hai.’ Modi was not talking about your budhaapa and jawani, Vadra ke bacchon ki pyaari aur dulaari maa. Deemag se kaam lena seekho. Muh kholne se pehele thoda sochna seekho. He was talking about the ancientness of a political party that has proved to be the bane of this nation and its irrelevance in these hard times.

Only the dumbest and the demented and the ill-informed can vote for the Congress and its allies. If you are planning to vote for it, you are one, and you are directly responsible for the poor state of affairs of our country.

We are such a strange country. Hypocrisy rules everywhere. Look at Aamir Khan advising voters to consider the educational qualifications of candidates. What are his educational qualifications and that of Sanjay Dutt and quite a few of their buddies? What are the educational qualifications of Rahul Gandhi -- already being projected as PM material -- and his sister and mother? The problem is every idiot who can speak English thinks he/she is educated and learned and the rest of us are illiterate country bumpkins. Things get worse when they start pontificating as messiahs.

Aajkal Sanju Baba bhi maseeha bane huey hain, lal topi pehan ke. Ghoom ghoom ke bhashan chaad rahein hain, desh ko raasta dikha rahein hain. Nayee nayee kahaniyan suna rahein hain. Jhoot par jhoot bol rahein hain, besharmi ke saath, bina laag lapet ke. Bhool gayein hain un sharrab ki botlon aur balaon ko. Kehtein hain Musalamaan maa ka beta hone ke naate unhe jail mein peeta jata tha. Shaan se baap ke rassookh par biryani khaate the Sanju Baba anda cell mein aur taash khelte the Mumbai Bomb Blast ke accused ke saath. Saare intezaam rehate the is bade baap ke bete ki liye. Laal topi sir pe aayee nahin ki lage danadan jhoot bolane. Shakeel Bhai aur Dawood Bhai in ke khasam khas hain, ab bhi. Gahe bagahe phone mila letein hain.

You should know it if you didn’t. The Congress Party, the Samajwadi Party, and the Rashtrvadi Congress provide political refuse to all Dawood goons. They protect and create opportunities for them, in lucrative businesses enterprises like construction, slum redevelopment, video piracy, illegal video parlors, human trafficking, prostitution, contraband trade, and so many more.

Kya karein doston, zamana pimps aur prostitutes ka hai. Lagta hai ab wahi is desh pe raaj karenge. One remembers the old saying, ‘har shakh pe ulloo baitha hai, anzaame gulistan kya hoga.’

RKS